Steal my truck...the mechanic says the frame is almost rusted through.
Steal my dog...she's blind, sheds like crazy, and if you feed her anything but ONE kind of dry dog food you've got a s***storm on your hands. So I could lose those things.
But if you lose your guns or your primers....that would be a crime.
To quote an old-timer....
" But if you lose your woman, please don't fool with mine."