The origin of the Mall Ninja

[Hazcat]

Hey whats wrong with being a Mall Ninja?

Nope, doesn't count when wearing a plaid work shirt.

[usmcdadx2]

Thanks for posting this, this was a fun read. I've seen some of these clowns on other forums but I’m suprised one even tried to survive here.

Made myself pick answers for the loaded questions and still only scored 28%. Went back and tried to be the perfect MN and only made it to 80%. Damn, I've been in the security field for 30+ years...I know I should be a whole lot more "ninja" than that. Our local mall has a knife/sword/airsoft store, I love to wander past it anytime I'm out there so I can see the MN types in all their glory. The best part is it is right near a Starbucks and a Cinnebon so every now and then you get to see a herd of these "hardened warriors" swapping stories over a vente latte and giant cinnamon roll. The juxtaposition of all of that tactical dress and daring do with the frofoo coffee and bun always make me laugh out loud.

The sad thing is over the years I've been to training with some clueless twits that actually do work in the security field who are almost as much legends in their own minds as these guys...scary, very, very scary.

[sledgemeister]

Nope, doesn't count when wearing a plaid work shirt.

Was under cover, had a black tee shirt underneath! 

[Hazcat]

Was under cover, had a black tee shirt underneath!  

HOLY CRAP!  An undercover mall ninja!  Ya got me there, Sledge! (see how well it worked!)