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Jim Kennedy-ar154me

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6030 on: April 11, 2025, 12:41:28 PM »
Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a warehouse.
Daffy opens a create and asks Elmer "Is this whiskey?"

Elmer replies "Yes, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank".
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6031 on: April 12, 2025, 06:06:33 AM »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6032 on: Yesterday at 06:23:47 PM »
Black Santa and one of his little helpers in the White House. Christmas 1983, FOOL!
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