WARNING THIS ONE IS NSFW

I warned you
if you are still reading don't blame me
last chance...
The guys wife says to him one afternoon, "hey honey, I'm feeling horny, how about we get it on with a sixty niner ??"
The guy replies, "sweety, I know it's your time of the month, I don't really feel comfortable doing that kind of thing !!"
Wife replies, "I really, really want you to do this, please can you do it for me ?"
The guy finally agrees & he gets down to business.
Mid way through the act he hears a knock at the door.
The guy sneaks a look out the window & sees a delivery van parked in his doorway.
He panics, runs around, & asks his wife what he can do.
She says, "just tell him you've been eating a messy raspberry sandwich !!"
He goes to the door & opens it, sees the delivery man & immediately starts making an apology.
"Mate, i'm sorry" he says, "but i've just been eating a very messy raspberry sandwich, sorry about my appearance !!"
The delivery man replies, "oh, no worries mate, I was more worried about the peanut butter on your forehead !!!!!"
yea I know I was on my way to re-fill the fridge in the corner
Coopers anyone
