The 11th Husband....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten
times.?'
'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it
was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
Diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband # 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process, but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art
method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it - God I miss
him.’
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?’
'Because you're with the GOVERNMENT,’ she said, ‘and
this time I KNOW I'M going to get thoroughly
SCREWED!'
