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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4340 on: September 10, 2012, 06:31:34 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4341 on: September 10, 2012, 07:14:23 PM »
Quote from: crusader rabbit on September 09, 2012, 10:41:50 AM
What's one of the best things about Catholics?

Whenever four Catholics are gathered together, you will always find a fifth.



Hey!!  I resemble that remark!!!  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4342 on: September 11, 2012, 09:14:39 AM »
Quote from: crusader rabbit on September 09, 2012, 10:41:50 AM
What's one of the best things about Catholics?

Whenever four Catholics are gathered together, you will always find a fifth.



Catholics are enthusiastic in celebrating the Miracle of Fermentation and the same for celebrating the skills with which distillers have been blessed.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4343 on: September 11, 2012, 11:26:03 AM »
Quote from: Solus on September 11, 2012, 09:14:39 AM
Catholics are enthusiastic in celebrating the Miracle of Fermentation and the same for celebrating the skills with which distillers have been blessed.

And all God's children said, "Amen.'
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4344 on: September 11, 2012, 11:39:14 AM »
Quote from: crusader rabbit on September 11, 2012, 11:26:03 AM
And all God's children slurred said, "Amen.' I love you man.

FIFY    ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4345 on: Today at 04:53:22 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4345 on: September 11, 2012, 01:14:36 PM »
Quote from: Solus on September 11, 2012, 09:14:39 AM
Catholics are enthusiastic in celebrating the Miracle of Fermentation and the same for celebrating the skills with which distillers have been blessed.

And judging by the number of us there are, I'd say we're enthusiastic in celebrating the Miracle Of Sexual Congress, as well.  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4346 on: September 11, 2012, 01:17:46 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on September 11, 2012, 01:14:36 PM
And judging by the number of us there are, I'd say we're enthusiastic in celebrating the Miracle Of Sexual Congress, as well.  ;D

That closely follows the miracle of fermentation.  ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4347 on: September 11, 2012, 01:20:23 PM »
God Loves Us!!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4348 on: September 11, 2012, 02:06:58 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on September 11, 2012, 01:14:36 PM
And judging by the number of us there are, I'd say we're enthusiastic in celebrating the Miracle Of Sexual Congress, as well.  ;D

Large Families in New England stem from 3 sources.
First, the large number of French Catholics in the area, influenced by French military history, followed the Church doctrine of "if we can't out fight them we will out number them.
Secondly, the farms up here did not generate the wealth of Southern plantations, but they were just as labor intensive.
Slaves were expensive, kids were free, and easily replaced.
Third, You need to do something to pass the long cold winters and stamp collecting had not been invented yet.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4349 on: September 11, 2012, 04:08:55 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on September 11, 2012, 01:14:36 PM
And judging by the number of us there are, I'd say we're enthusiastic in celebrating the Miracle Of Sexual Congress, as well.  ;D

It's just a different variation of the miracle of fermentation.  Just with a different result.

In the end, both leave you with life in your belly.   
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