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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5930 on: September 12, 2024, 05:01:54 PM »
This will become quickly dated.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5931 on: September 12, 2024, 05:15:58 PM »
Delta Air Bus 390 hit another plane on taxi way this week
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5932 on: September 13, 2024, 05:48:21 AM »
Everyone can rest easy. They caught the illegal alien eating cats.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5933 on: September 15, 2024, 03:57:07 AM »
Being a magician isn't all fun and games. One of the downsides...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5934 on: September 19, 2024, 08:59:13 AM »
Quote from: alfsauve on September 12, 2024, 05:01:54 PM
This will become quickly dated.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5935 on: Today at 10:44:42 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5935 on: October 11, 2024, 11:11:16 PM »
If there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony and fire two blasts outside the house.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5936 on: October 13, 2024, 12:45:56 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5937 on: October 23, 2024, 12:02:45 AM »
If you think the expression, "a chink in his armor" refers to a Chinese person in a suit of armor, you're racist and should be ashamed of yourself. Actually Chinese isn't a race, so that would make you a xenophobe, not a racist. I like Chinese people. And Chinese food.


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5938 on: November 13, 2024, 02:36:52 PM »
Haters gonna hate.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5939 on: November 14, 2024, 09:25:18 AM »
I had a big bald spot in my yard and tried all summer to grow new grass on it. Nothing worked so I finally grew the grass next to it really long and raked it over the bald spot. It looks so natural I don't think anyone can tell.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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