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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5960 on: December 10, 2024, 11:20:00 PM »
Quote from: TAB on December 09, 2024, 05:04:54 PM
why is Santa always jolly?


He knows where all the naughty girls live

But he only comes once a year. :o ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5961 on: December 10, 2024, 11:21:01 PM »
10,00 years of human intervention.
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THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5962 on: December 11, 2024, 07:34:41 PM »
Quote from: Big Frank on December 10, 2024, 11:20:00 PM
But he only comes once a year. :o ;D
And then it's down a chimney.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5963 on: December 13, 2024, 06:43:07 AM »
Quote from: Majer on December 11, 2024, 07:34:41 PM
And then it's down a chimney.


That sounds like onanism. ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5964 on: December 13, 2024, 07:40:25 AM »
Quote from: Big Frank on December 10, 2024, 11:20:00 PM
But he only comes once a year. :o ;D


That's why his sack is so full...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5965 on: December 13, 2024, 08:02:59 AM »
Quote from: TAB on December 13, 2024, 07:40:25 AM

That's why his sack is so full...

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5966 on: December 13, 2024, 09:14:32 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5967 on: December 13, 2024, 10:41:54 PM »
Speak for yourself.....there is plenty of stupid out there.

Quote from: TAB on December 13, 2024, 09:14:32 PM

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5968 on: December 19, 2024, 01:26:19 AM »
Ho. Ho.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5969 on: December 20, 2024, 12:58:47 PM »
Earlier this week my younger brother sent me a picture of his Christmas ornament for the next 4 years.
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