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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5970 on: December 23, 2024, 11:06:46 PM »
Here's a Velcro morale patch I found online. :) And a sticker that's a new take on the flag of Blackbeard. And my phone case before I took the non-skid tape off.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5971 on: December 24, 2024, 01:10:57 PM »
This completes my Christmas.  I never liked Elf on a Shelf anyway.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5972 on: December 24, 2024, 03:35:22 PM »
Beaker!
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5973 on: December 25, 2024, 06:09:53 PM »
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I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5974 on: December 25, 2024, 09:06:48 PM »
One day I went to the store and the sign in the window said. "OPEN 24 HOURS", but they were closed. When I went back the next day they were open. I told the clerk I was there yesterday and they were closed but the sign said open 24 hours. They rolled their eyes, looked at me like I was stupid and said, "Not in a row!" ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5975 on: December 27, 2024, 08:23:56 PM »
Remember to watch out on the road over new years.   Men will be getting drunk, and letting thier wives drive.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5976 on: December 28, 2024, 03:53:54 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5977 on: January 05, 2025, 01:30:39 AM »
Redneck word of the Day -- Peonies. Said to dog, "These are my good boots. Don't peonies."
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher
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