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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6010 on: February 23, 2025, 06:36:05 AM »
Quote from: Big Frank on February 23, 2025, 05:37:20 AM
The wetter, the better. :)


You say that, but.... I dated a women for a while that you would have to put a towel down or there would be a puddle on the bed. 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6011 on: February 23, 2025, 04:45:34 PM »
The real reason Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the U.S. ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6012 on: February 23, 2025, 07:48:02 PM »
I was reading this thread https://www.michaelbane.tv/forum/index.php?topic=34791.msg338487#new and have these pix to go with it.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6013 on: February 24, 2025, 10:50:35 PM »
What did the Buffalo say when he left his kid?


Bison.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6014 on: February 25, 2025, 01:45:01 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6015 on: Today at 10:40:42 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6015 on: March 01, 2025, 07:59:15 AM »
A question for the latest generation of special snowflakes.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6016 on: March 14, 2025, 10:42:36 PM »
Just in case anyone asks to see your Girth Certificate. :D This one is resized to fit an 8 1/2" x 11" sheet of paper.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6017 on: Today at 12:35:02 PM »
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?



A lip reader.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6018 on: Today at 08:18:27 PM »
What do a dog and a gynecologist with poor eyesight have in common?

They both have wet noses.


Okay corner, here I come. I'll see you guys in a couple of weeks, if I get out on good behavior. Well, that's never going to happen. See you next month.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher
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