« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 602 603 [604] 605   Go Down

Author Topic: Classic joke thread...  (Read 1419935 times)

Jim Kennedy-ar154me

  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1022
  • NRA Life Member
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1571
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6030 on: April 11, 2025, 12:41:28 PM »
Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a warehouse.
Daffy opens a create and asks Elmer "Is this whiskey?"

Elmer replies "Yes, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank".
Logged
The time for action is upon us and the enemy is at our gates. Let us not allow them one more inch of advancement but instead throw them through the gates of Hell.

billt

  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6748
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 474
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6031 on: April 12, 2025, 06:06:33 AM »
Logged

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10749
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1406
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6032 on: April 13, 2025, 06:23:47 PM »
Black Santa and one of his little helpers in the White House. Christmas 1983, FOOL!
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10749
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1406
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6033 on: April 16, 2025, 07:04:26 PM »
I used to live in an apartment that allowed pets. I had a Pegasus. I had to remember to keep the windows closed at all times. Otherwise I'd end up on the balcony seeing him flying away, feeling like a horse's @$$, while looking at a... well, you know.
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10749
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1406
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6034 on: April 16, 2025, 09:55:42 PM »
This is not a joke. It's a real selfie stick that's for sale and I it saw online yesterday. Botched haircut sold separately. It seems to me the person watching the video might get motion sickness. :o
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

Sponsor

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6035 on: Today at 04:30:40 PM »
Logged

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10749
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1406
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6035 on: April 16, 2025, 09:56:42 PM »
And this is a joke. Maybe. ;D
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10749
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1406
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6036 on: April 16, 2025, 10:06:23 PM »
The last pic is a real definition from Wiktionary - the free dictionary. It's also the name of a band but they spell it differently. The little bit I heard of them wasn't worth recommending.
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10749
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1406
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6037 on: Yesterday at 03:22:01 PM »
Four regular Thermold clips for loading regular mags, and 3 high-capacity clips for loading high-capacity mags. 8)
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10749
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1406
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6038 on: Yesterday at 03:58:13 PM »
I had 3 clips in my bag of 100 that were stuck together, barely, so I added a 4th one like in the illustration I just made. Then I repeated it over and over until I had 25 "I-beams". I slid the outer pair of a set about halfway down the length of the other pair, then plugged in 7 more sets until I had 32 clips stuck together. And I did it 2 more times. It was sure a lot easier to pull them apart than put them together. If you want 90 round clips to load box magazines, too bad, there aren't any. ;D
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10749
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1406
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6039 on: Today at 05:07:10 AM »
I just learned a new word, hectoring: Talking and behaving in a loud and unpleasantly forceful way, especially in order to get someone to act or think as you want. Example: My marriage broke under the weight of my wife's endless hectoring. That and her constant mental abuse and occasional physical abuse. When she tried kicking me in the nuts with the heavy Sorel winter boots I bought her, and was throwing things at me, “That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more!.”  Is it any wonder I refer to her as "the bitch", rather than by name?
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher
Pages: 1 ... 602 603 [604] 605   Go Up
« previous next »
 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk