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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6040 on: April 19, 2025, 11:04:17 AM »
One day my desktop background was this big rock that I thought looked like a giant shoe. It turns out it's in Saudi Arabia and called Jabal AlFil - Elephant Rock. LOL. Not a shoe, but I have seen platform heel shoes shaped like that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_Rock_(Saudi_Arabia)

It turns out there are a lot of "elephant rocks".

    Elephant Rocks (Antarctica), a rock formation in the Palmer Archipelago, Antarctica.
    Elephant Rocks (Western Australia), a beach in Australia.
    Elephant Rock, a rock formation near Hopewell Cape, New Brunswick, Canada.
    Elephant Rock (Iceland), a volcanic rock in the Iceland Sea.
    Elephant Rock (Italy), a large boulder and archaeological site in Sardinia, Italy.
    Elephant Rock (Valley of Fire), a summit in Nevada, US.
    Elephant Rocks (New Zealand), a rock formation near Duntroon, New Zealand.
    Elephant Rock (Saudi Arabia) (Elephant Mountain), a sandstone outcrop, Al-Ula, Saudi Arabia.
    A rock formation in Nasca Province, Peru.
    Ethagala (The Elephant Rock), a rock that overlooks the town of Kurunegala, Sri Lanka.
    Elephant Rock, Hartlepool, a former rock formation in Hartlepool, England, UK.
    The original name of Eagle Rock in the Santa Monica Mountains, California, US.
    An alternative name for Egg Rock in Nahant Bay, Massachusetts, US.
    Elephant Rocks State Park, in Missouri, US.
    Elephant Rock (Wheatland County, Montana), a mountain in Wheatland County, Montana, US.
    A stone landmark in Kings Canyon, Utah, US.
    A rock island off the coast of Molokai in Hawaii, paired with a smaller one.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6041 on: Yesterday at 06:34:51 PM »
Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck. :)
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« Reply #6042 on: Today at 07:35:24 AM »
Are you prepared for when the zombies come? What's better than a 4-barrel shotgun? A 5-barrel shotgun! But if the barrels are much over a foot long, it's going to be heavy. And muzzle heavy.
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« Reply #6043 on: Today at 07:37:28 AM »
I think one of you guys posted the 1st pic before, but it's still a valid point. :D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6044 on: Today at 08:22:55 AM »
Don't you hate The Ring your coffee cup makes on the table?
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