State Mottos - Alabama to Wyoming So the rest of you don't feel left out.
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Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alabama: Like the Third World, but Closer!
Alabama: Keeping it in the Family Since 1819.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Alaska: Jeez, it's Cold.
Alaska: Yeah, But It's a Dry Cold.
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat.
Arizona: Soon To Be the Pacific Coast State.
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.
Arkansas: Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free!
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
Connecticut: The Middle C is silent, Ca**hole.
Delaware: Everything is Smaller Here!
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida: Get Off of My State, You Kids!
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Florida: So Close, You Can Smell Fidel.
Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die.
Florida: America's Wang.
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money).
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
Idaho: You Can Be Da Ho Next.
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S".
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Indiana: Dan Quayle's Favorite Country!
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn.
Kansas: First of the Rectangle States.
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine: We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts: Our Taxes are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).
Massachusetts: Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys!
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians.
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work.
Missouri: Loves Company!
Montana: Land Of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nebraska: The "N" is for Knowledge.
Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction.
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone.
New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer.
New Jersey: What Smell?
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico.
New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an Attorney.
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable.
North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
Ohio: Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives.
Ohio: It's Not Just "Hello" in Japanese.
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing.
Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It!
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee: The Educashun State.
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English).
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont: Yep.
Vermont: Gettin' Busy with New Hampshire since 1791.
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese.
Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air.
Wyoming: Where Men are Men (And The Sheep are Scared).