FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!
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THIS JUST IN
deepwater has been connected to the Deepwater Horizon oil disaster in the Gulf. bHO to hold press conference tomorrow where he will announce that it's taken them 4 months to connect.....uh connect......uh connect deepwater with Deepwater.
I don't need it......I don't need it.......I don't need it.............
Make the voices stop, please!