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The origin of the Mall Ninja
« on: March 15, 2011, 05:48:18 PM »
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2011, 07:41:26 PM »
I believe he was one of our historically "better' trolls,....here in the archives....

Good to see he still loves living at Momma's and posting from his basement..... ::)





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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2011, 07:45:42 PM »
There's a whole lot of reading at the link, but it's hilarious up to the point where I am now.
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2011, 08:11:46 PM »
Truly an internet icon.  I followed him for awhile and never figured out if he was truly delusional or just jerking everyones chain.  Funny stuff either way.
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2011, 08:27:23 PM »
This is some form of Ausie humor, right? I've met some STRANGE people while working retail but nobody but nobody like that.

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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #5 on: Today at 04:40:24 PM »
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2011, 08:33:45 PM »
Quote from: Pecos Bill on March 15, 2011, 08:27:23 PM
This is some form of Ausie humor, right? I've met some STRANGE people while working retail but nobody but nobody like that.

Pecos

Really, he "was here" at DRTV, graced us with his presence he did.....Upon post number 3, he completely set us straight on carrying MP5's, dealing with an unruly consumer, and how dangerous mall parking lots are...

I liked the suppressed HK45.. Especially those vagabond teenage girls coming out of Macy's.....


Truly a legend in his own mind,.... ;D
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Col. Jeff Cooper.

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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2011, 09:08:07 AM »
Here you go

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6753325773046944943

See where you rank in the mall ninja aptitude test.

Damn!! I'm only 28% Ninja!  ;D

I was so hoping for 50% I've been working so hard..... ::)
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2011, 09:18:33 AM »
Quote from: JC5123 on March 16, 2011, 09:08:07 AM
Here you go

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6753325773046944943

See where you rank in the mall ninja aptitude test.

Damn!! I'm only 28% Ninja!  ;D

I was so hoping for 50% I've been working so hard..... ::)

17% mall ninja.  Is that good or bad?

I'd like to point out that the person who wrote the test only scored 17% on spelling and grammar.   ;)
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2011, 09:34:03 AM »
22%
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2011, 09:37:20 AM »
The available answers seem kinda rigged to me.
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