Author Topic: The origin of the Mall Ninja  (Read 13808 times)

ellis4538

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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2011, 06:05:19 PM »
50% but I lied a lot...LOL


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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2011, 07:40:03 PM »
I answered the way I thought a mall ninja would and got 73%. That's higher than 95% of my peers.  8)
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2011, 08:45:28 PM »
I was thinking Swamp Thing, but Creepshow works!

(slaps forehead)  Duh! 

I gotta 'scuse though. I never made it through the whole movie!
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2011, 09:17:36 PM »
I guess I have NO aptitude for being a 'mall ninja'.  I TRIED to score high and got a 62.  So I went back and tweaked it and my score went DOWN!
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2011, 10:16:39 PM »
Scored 22%, and then went back and tried to score and only score 67%. I'm a FAILURE!!!


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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2011, 10:30:02 PM »
34% being as honest as I could given the answer choices.  74% attempting mall ninja perfection.

Maybe my ninja ranking would go up if I could get my hands on "a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped heat-seekin shotgun."



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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2011, 10:36:23 PM »
Cabela's, Sportsman's guide, and Cheaper Than Dirt all sell ghillie suits. A lot of Bow hunters use them.

Trying for low score, skipped loaded questions  I got it down to 17%
Trying for high score lying outrageously  ;D  76%

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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2011, 12:51:08 AM »
Answering all the questions honestly 29%

Continual tweaking of the responses, you know, like, Ninja style 79%!
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2011, 02:41:02 AM »
Hey whats wrong with being a Mall Ninja?
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Re: The origin of the Mall Ninja
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2011, 06:01:20 AM »
Hey whats wrong with being a Mall Ninja?

hahaha  8)
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