http://www.ammoland.com/2014/04/stupid-things-anti-gunners-say/#axzz2zir6q1T8Eric at the Gunmart Blog
United States --(Ammoland.com)- Yes… here it is. The definitive list of all the stupidly moronic things that anti-gunners say about guns, gun owners, and gun ownership in general.
Did I miss anything?
I carry a cell phone because a gun is too heavy.
When seconds count, the police are only a few minutes away.
What do I have to be paranoid about? I have a superior intellect.
Guns kill people.
I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere.
I’d rather need it and not have it than have it and not need it.
All guns are full-auto AK-47 machine guns.
I don’t own a gun to keep from being killed.
I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
I don’t own a gun because guns scare people.
Common sense gun laws.
I don’t own a gun because it would make me feel like a man.
If your gun doesn’t kill people then it must be broken.
I’d rather someone get raped than have a gun in their purse.
Gun Show loophole.
I don’t own a gun for the same reason that I dont wear my seat belt.
Guns are the leading cause of death in America.
My car has never killed anyone.
I don’t own a gun because I am not a racist.
Kumbaya.
You can buy a grenade at a gun shop.
If we banned all guns there would be no murder.
Guns kill more people than everything else combined.
I don’t carry a gun because sometimes I’m kinda in a scary place.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
The NRA writes our laws.
I don’t carry a gun for the greater public good.
Gun owners are violent.
I don’t own a gun because there are no limitations to government.
Only the police and the military should have guns.
Guns are designed to kill.
I don’t carry a gun because I hate cowboys.
Shoulder thingy that goes up.
America has more murders than all other countries combined.
If a child even sees the image of a gun he will die.
If we put up this gun free zone sign then no one will ever get killed.
I don’t carry a gun because the police will protect me.
The second amendment is antiquated and the constitution is a living document anyway and is open for interpretation.