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It's all my fault she says....
« on: September 28, 2014, 05:12:18 PM »
that she cut the  piss outta her finger.  Jesus Horatio Christ!  She asked me to sharpen her kitchen knives.  She's not allowed to touch mine, she doesn't treat a knife with respect.

So I sharpen her kitchen knives.  Washed, dried them and put them away.  She got one outta the block and laid it on the counter, got a tomato, then tried to pick the knife up by the blade.

Reckon she took a stupid pill today, and yeah, she left the knife in a sink full of water. >:(
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2014, 05:36:17 PM »
The difference between you and I is that I have hair!  We're living parallel lives.

I stopped sharpening her knife.  She won't touch mine...
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2014, 05:46:53 PM »
I will say, when Miss Kitty cuts herslef, she owns up to it and doesn't blame me.
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It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2014, 06:23:30 PM »
Miss Suzy laid her finger open a few weeks ago cutting bread with a bread knife.  Nice clean, deep gash to the booger hook from a serrated knife.

She immediately ran cold water over the wound and started hooting for me to put on the big boy pants and drive her to the hospital.  I calmly assured her that she was fine, we'd stop the bleeding, apply firm pressure and properly dress the wound.  She was convinced she needed a stitch or two but rational thought won out and she accepted my first aid.

A few days of TLC with the aid of a few butterfly bandages from my bigger FA kit and she's mended up completely. 

Sometimes I wonder about the wisdom of the folks that raised children.  I've been fixing my own boo boo's for nearly five decades!  My wife's family are the cry and run to the ER type...I think it's a New England thing!
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2014, 12:18:21 AM »
every thing is your fault....except it makes life easier.  mine has never cut herself, but given what she does for a living one would expect her to be good with sharp objects.
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2015, 01:11:54 AM »
Everything's Marshal's fault. Simple as that.. LOL
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2015, 02:40:04 PM »
Watch out folks she's back!!!!!!
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2015, 10:56:02 PM »
I seem to remember a crazy woman named Teresa from long ago...

Someone check to see if Bookface blew up!!
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2015, 04:09:02 PM »
Quote from: Ranger Dave on February 06, 2015, 02:40:04 PM
Watch out folks she's back!!!!!!

Shhh.   Shhh.   Look natural.  Don't start taking quick glances at some of the uh, other threads, where she might have been mentioned.
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Re: It's all my fault she says....
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2015, 03:15:33 PM »
Veeeery funny.......
and I admit.. I am a facebook-aholic...
and that's Marshals fault too.. lol
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