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Conagher 45

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What Does Santa Pack ?
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:20:52 PM »
What do you think Santa packs when he makes his rounds around Santa's village, the toy shop and North Pole? 

1911
Glock
Revolver
M&P
Sig Sauer
H&K
Colt Walker
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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2015, 07:35:24 PM »
One word.   Bears.   Big ones. 

So of course, Santa packs a S&W 500 magnum.   Duh.

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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2015, 05:57:12 AM »
We're talking Santa, it's a Bowen custom .   ;D
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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2015, 09:30:31 AM »
Why would Santa pack anything less than a Plasma Phaser!
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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2015, 10:38:04 AM »
I have it on somewhat good authority that Santa carries a Colt Commander 1911....

......or, at least when he visits south Georgia he does.     ;)


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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #5 on: Today at 04:33:18 AM »
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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2015, 12:47:29 PM »
Santa's a classy guy so it has to be a 1911. Maybe a .460 Rowland to deal with those pesky polar bears.
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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2015, 03:03:28 PM »
Santy don't need no stinkin' guns...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ewx9vIw68
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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2015, 03:28:57 PM »
He's air born, he probably has a nice mix of Hellfire, and far's with a couple sidewinders for "just in case".
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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2015, 12:25:41 PM »
Did anyone forget about the RPG that he carries in his sack?  Plus, Ma Deuce on the sleigh, hasn't been robbed yet.
Merry Christmas to all
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Re: What Does Santa Pack ?
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2015, 01:04:15 PM »
He doesn't need to carry.  He has a Goon Squad of 8 well armed tiny attack reindeer and a bullet proof sled.  He is safe in the chimney while they stand guard on the roof.

He might have a BBQ Gun though.   :D
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