One time at work I was painting someone's big black toolbox on wheels. Someone else said to me, you think that's paint don't you? Of course I did, because I'm not too bright sometimes. It was a metal can of blue Dykem with a brush attached to the inside of the screw cap.
The tool and die guys used it all the time in the press room and I was a press operator at the time, so it was always around. I was just too stupid to know what it was at the time, and how to use it.
If a die broke and they welded it together, or whenever there was a problem with how it all fit together, the T&D guys would be inside a huge press with a die grinder and can of Dykem. The next thing you know we were stamping out doors or fenders or whatever. I wouldn't want to work inside a huge press like that. The aluminum safety block, with 2 small wooden wedges to tighten it up, were suppose to keep the press from cycling, but it didn't always work. One time a press cycled with the safety block in it. The block shot out and hit a guy in the leg, shattering his shin into a hundred pieces. They put him back together like Humty Dumpty and he was eventually able to walk, but had one leg that bowed forward. I never saw a bent leg like that before, but s**t happens when you work in a factory. At least he wasn't one of several amputees.
That was some serious thread drift. But it seems to be one of the things I'm really good at.