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Dumb blondes...
« on: December 09, 2008, 12:35:50 PM »
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 01:54:00 PM »
What blondes?
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 02:24:45 PM »
Wedgies  Not just for schoolyard nerds anymore  ;D
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 03:14:15 PM »
Where'd they get the orange dental floss?

 :o :o :o :o


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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 04:52:28 PM »
Q: How many dumb blond jokes are there?




A: Two. The rest are true stories.
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #5 on: Today at 02:13:24 PM »
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 04:56:16 PM »
It may take awhile for your eyes to wander up that far, but only the dumb blondes are holding the numbers upside down.
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 04:57:38 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 09, 2008, 03:14:15 PM
Where'd they get the orange dental floss?

 :o :o :o :o


 ;D

Anal floss. Ew. You can't return that after you try it on.
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 04:59:10 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on December 09, 2008, 04:57:38 PM
Anal floss. Ew. You can't return that after you try it on.

Water-pick??

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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 05:08:38 PM »
UHHHHH, guys..blonde jokes may be hazardous to your health on this board.  ;)
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2008, 05:19:45 PM »
Quote from: Hazcat on December 09, 2008, 05:08:38 PM
UHHHHH, guys..blonde jokes may be hazardous to your health on this board.  ;)

I plead temporary insanity. That's easy to believe, right?
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