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PegLeg45

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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2008, 03:33:44 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on December 10, 2008, 03:29:18 PM
... and I just got my skates sharpened.

You'll be fine as long as you don't skate around in a circle in one spot.  :D
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2008, 10:26:30 PM »
I'd like to give you a preview of where you're all headed...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiRAgLYFnLk


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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2008, 10:41:03 PM »
M'ettes gonna be madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut rolling down the hill.
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2008, 12:40:43 AM »
Quote from: Fatman on December 10, 2008, 10:41:03 PM
M'ettes gonna be madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut rolling down the hill.


Aaaahhhhhh!!! :o



 ;D


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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2008, 12:43:29 AM »
Quote from: Fatman on December 10, 2008, 10:41:03 PM
M'ettes gonna be madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut rolling down the hill.



Why ?  We're only making fun of DUMB blonds. If she understands the remarks enough to get mad then she can't be dumb. Right ?........... RIGHT ?   ;D
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Re: Dumb blondes...
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2008, 01:35:52 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 11, 2008, 12:43:29 AM

Why ?  We're only making fun of DUMB blonds. If she understands the remarks enough to get mad then she can't be dumb. Right ?........... RIGHT ?   ;D

Tom, I like the way you think. I nominate you to run 'interference'.    ;D
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2008, 02:08:39 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 11, 2008, 01:35:52 PM
Tom, I like the way you think. I nominate you to run 'interference'.    ;D


And I'm takin' up the collection to get him a vest. With trauma plate...
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2008, 05:46:32 PM »
Quote from: Fatman on December 11, 2008, 02:08:39 PM
And I'm takin' up the collection to get him a vest. With trauma plate...

Remember how she shoots things running away from her, from the testicles forward!  :o :o I would try a zig zag/loud screaming form of running. The laughing might throw off her aim.
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2008, 01:41:32 AM »
Don't be cheap, make it TWO trauma plates.  ;D
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Re: Dumb blondes...
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2008, 07:57:52 PM »
Quote from: cooptire on December 11, 2008, 05:46:32 PM
Remember how she shoots things running away from her, from the testicles forward!  :o :o I would try a zig zag/loud screaming form of running. The laughing might throw off her aim.

I guess we need to order "Bullet-proof Fruit of the Looms" or "Ballistic Drawers" with a "Trauma Cod-Piece".

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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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