Hell, it was a very good idea...now that I think of it, Haz is now old enough to take up two whole threads by himself anyway...... PS, I can actually see a glow on the southern horizon....must be from the birthday candles because I don't think NASA is launching anything today.........
Happy birthday Haz! And as I've decided to thin out the gun safe I will make you a very special one day offer. A glock 17 for only $250. Think of all the class it would lend to you. Plus your poor child would be able to shoot, rather than bayonet his hogs!, $350 to the rest of you. fightingquaker13 Remembering that nothing says midlife crisis like a pre-owned Glock PS Yes I'm serious about the offer. You just have to send a photo (sans feet) of you with the gun, and provide a range report starting with the words; I love my new Glock because.....Its a steal Haz, and you know you want to, c'mon everyone's doing it
Haz, NO! Don't drink the kool-aid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merged both the threads...............*in a sultry sexy whispery voice****Hey there Big Kitty Kitty...........Marshals gone.......... Ya want a little Birthday 'fun"?Tell ya what.... I'll make a deal with ya... Buy the Glock.......Bring the bottle of Tequila over... I will slip into something veeeery comfortable.......... I'll treat you to my special drinks tonight.. You don't have to do a thing. I'll mix them.. and we will drink them ... I'll give you a nice relaxing massage....................... and then we can maybe talk about YOU letting me have that nasty old ugly Glock that you don't really care for.. ...........Hmmm??******